Before podcasts were polished… before ads were “native”… there was Bill Burr absolutely torching his sponsors in real time.

If you know, you know.

For years on the Monday Morning Podcast, Bill turned ad reads into something completely unhinged — riffing, ranting, spiraling, and somehow still (barely) selling the product. No script. No filter. Just pure Burr.

Now, for the first time ever, those iconic moments are pressed onto wax.

This limited edition vinyl, spun in Bill’s signature burnt orange, captures the chaos, the honesty, and the accidental brilliance of ad reads that became more memorable than the shows themselves.

It’s not music.
It’s not stand-up.
It’s something way better.

A time capsule of peak podcast energy — the kind that can’t exist anymore.

We partnered directly with Bill to bring this to life, and we only made a small run. You can’t buy it on its own. It’s reserved exclusively as a gift for new Vinyl Moon members.

Drop the needle and you’ll hear:

• Ad reads that completely derail
• Sponsor copy that never stood a chance
• The exact moment comedy history accidentally happened

Free with Vinyl Moon Membership (while supplies last)

At its core, Vinyl Moon has always been about doing things our own way.

We press the music we believe in. We pair it with artwork we love. We don’t chase trends or try to make everyone happy.

Some people get it immediately. Others don’t. That’s fine.

That same spirit is exactly why this record exists.

Bill Burr’s ad reads were never polished, never predictable, and definitely not made to please everyone — which is precisely what made them great. When the opportunity came up to press them onto vinyl, we didn’t overthink it.

We just made it.

This isn’t our usual release. It’s a one-off. A weird, fun detour.

Instead of putting it on a shelf, we’re offering it as a gift to new members — an invitation into the world of Vinyl Moon.

Come for the Bill Burr record. Stay for the music, the artwork, and the experience… or don’t. Either way, we’re going to keep doing our thing.

When they’re gone, they’re gone. (Just like Bill’s patience with ad copy.)

GET IT HERE